Archive for October, 2010

Stink
October 21, 2010

When you were here before,
There was no strange smell
You were just like an angel,
Not some demon from hell

You laugh like a munchkin
In a beautiful world
But I think your butt’s stinky
So very stinky

Your nappie needs a change!
Your ass needs wiping!
Why the hell won’t you sit still?
Just trying to clean you.

I don’t care you say no
I wanna have control
Wanna be the perfect parent
Wanna set the perfect role

I want you to listen
When I say sit still!
Your butt’s very stinky
I wish it weren’t stinky

Your nappie needs a change!
Your ass needs wiping!
Why the hell won’t you sit still?
Just want to change the… ooh, ooh

Poo Pooooooo pooooooo!
There’s pooo pooo
He poo poo poo poo poo…
poo… poo…

Whatever makes you happy
Whatever you want
Your butt’s still stinky
I wish it weren’t stinky

Your nappie needs a change!
Your ass needs wiping!
Why the hell won’t you sit still?
Just want to change you.

Just want to change you…

Apologies to Radiohead. I doubt this was their vision for this song.

To be sung to the tune of Creep by Radiohead.

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